Chapter One 11/21/2008

[Roake and Daiyori's house is shown, inside, Daiyori is sleeping on the couch while Roake sits at the table]

Roake: (yawns) hm... it's a surprisingly peaceful day, eh?

Daiyori: mphf... too peaceful...

Roake: oh? Coming from the snake who sleeps 19 hours a day?

Daiyori: (badly slurred) ...shaddup...

Roake: (smiles)

[Roake sips at his coffee when a frantic voice is heard form outside]

Voice: H-H-H-H-H-HELP!!!

Roake: (runs outside) What? What happened?

Toad: (gasps for breathe) It's sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle...RAIDED! Princess Durithyll... STOLEN!

Roake: (stays calm) do you have any idea who did – wait. I think I know. (turns to Daiyori) That count from the other day. He kidnapped the Princess and some King of another country.

Daiyori: sigh... we're going to have to go save her aren't we.

Roake: (glares)

Daiyori: let's not and say we did.

Roake: (cuffs him upside the head)

[They both head off, leaving the Toad at their doorstep]

--------------- Jacob's Castle ---------------

[Jacob's castle is seen, with Jacob standing in front of his throne, speaking to a crowd of soldiers]

Jacob: BWA HA HA! Listen well, my elite striker task force! Today is the day that I take my revenge on the country Uediar! And their annoying whelp of a prince! Oh that b-stard... having the arrogance to t-bag my corpse after killing me on x-box live...And if that were enough... HE SNIPED ME!! death to the snipers!!

Random Soldier: Uh, sir... Corporal Fuhrir is a sniper...

Jacob: well he's on my side. So it doesn't count. Anyway, DEATH TO ARROGANT PRINCES!!

The Soldiers: YEEEAH!

Jacob: Ha ha! That'll teach him some gaming etiquette! Wha?

[He notices a red fox and a steel-grey snake in the midst of the crowd]

Jacob: (steps forward) hey! Who are you? You're not of my elite strikers!

[Jumps toward the two men, scattering the soldiers] J

acob: hey! You're that fox! What was your name again?

Roake: Ro--

Jacob: yeah yeah yeah, anyway, I appreciate what you did and all, you know, rescuing me from the son of a b-tch count, but you need to leave now.

Daiyori: we'd love to, believe me, but apparently someone ran off with the Princess. Again.

Jacob: wait? The same Princess?

Daiyori: obviously! Why else would we be here!?

Jacob: so – wait. (finally connects the dots) you think I kidnapped her!?

Daiyori: that's what we're saying, mor--

Roake: (smacks him upside the head) We're just wondering if you know where-- J

acob: I didn't kidnap her! Why would I!? I'm the happiest weasel in world with Mowo!

Daiyori: (under his breath) more like the most WHIPPED weasel in the world...

Jacob: (glares murderously) you say something?

Roake: (physically separates Jacob from Daiyori)

Please, just here me out. We were just wondering if you would have any idea where she was.

Jacob: well I don't! (turns back to his throne) leave! now!

Daiyori: not until we know where she is! HE won't let me go back home until we've rescued this problematic little nuisance! So hurry up--


[Everyone looks up to see Durithyll in a black, glass box levitating above the crowd in the middle of the room]

Roake: the Princess?!

[The box moves, and a figure with a white cape and hat appears]

Count Bleck: BLECK! Your princess has been Count Bleck!

Jacob: You!? I should kill you where you stand! Er – float... get down here and face me like a man!

Count Bleck: I think not. For the chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this also Count Bleck!

Jacob: And the crazy son of a b-tch is... Count Bleck! Enough! Release the Princess, right now! I'm on a serious schedule over here!

Count Bleck: Count Bleck says NEVER! This princess is integral to fulfilling the prophecies... She will be brought to Castle Bleck and used to destroy all Count Bleck!

Daiyori: I've had enough of this insanity!

[Daiyori attempts to attack him, but to no avail due to a protective barrier guarding Count Bleck. Bleck then uses his magic to surround Daiyori with a dark light, he collapses]

Roake: Daiyori!

[Bleck puts his hand over his chin]

Count Bleck: This man deserves ridicule... Weaklings cannot face Count Bleck!

Jacob: Yeah? Well only cowards float around zapping people! Get down here and we'll see whose the weakling!

[Jacob's troops gather around him]

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh... Your princess shall NOT be Count Bleck. In fact, Jacob, king of the Koopas...Count Bleck will take you, too!

[Roake leaps into the air, aiming a kick at Bleck's head. Bleck side-steps it in the air, twists, and catches Roake by his arm. Roake yelps as his shoulder is badly wrenched. Bleck looks at him with disdain, and let's go, letting him drop to the ground some 20 feet below]

Jacob: You b-stard! What do you want!?


[Using his magic, Bleck creates a massive, dark portal above his head. Before anyone can realize what's going on, everyone is sucked in save Daiyori, who is still unconscious, but for some reason, left unaffected by the portal's pull]

Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Count Bleck's preparations are now in order! All that remains is for the dimensional void to appear, as foretold in the prophecy... Bleh heh heh heh heh... BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! [Bleck disappears, then the screen goes blank]

--------------------time gap--------------------


[Daiyori wakes up slowly, seeing a strange, almost digital-looking butterfly in front of him]

Butterfly: Are you awake?

[Daiyori grunts, but doesn't sit up]

Butterfly: My name is Tippi... I am what is known as a Pixl... A sort of fairy... Daiyori... I came to find you...

Daiyori: well that's all well and good, but I need to – (looks around) where's Roake? Where is everyone?

Tippi: You know of Count Bleck, yes? He captured a princess and a king... Is this not so?

[Daiyori nods]

Tippi: Then that means Count Bleck is even now beginning to form The Void... We haven't much time... You must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved, you must come...

Daiyori: Friend.

Tippi: ...what?

Daiyori: singular. I couldn't care less about the other two or whoever else got kidnapped.

[A box is drawn around Daiyori, he looks up to Tippi, confused]

Daiyori: what's going on!? Tippi: All will be explained. Let us go...

[Daiyori and Tippi disappear from Jacob's castle]

Introduction 11/12/2008

Zatannii: Hiya! Today, I'll tell you the story of the lost book of prophecies! Isn't it annoying how all the great and mysterious things in life are always “lost?”

[A book known as the Dark Prognosticus is drawn on the screen]

This prophetic book was a mysterious tome full of stories of future events. Of course, many people craved this book, wishing to glimpse their futures. But no person, after obtaining this amazing book, ever found happiness. The reason? The book held frightful secrets not meant for people's eyes. So they pretty much went insane, and died miserable! That book came to be called the Dark Prognosticus and was sealed away, because going insane is not generally recommended! the tale of that forgotten book's last owner. It is a tale of love...

[The pages flip and the screen fades out]

Voice #1: Oi... crap man.. what happened?

Voice #2: Bleh heh heh heh heh... Oh, you're awake, Princess!

Voice #1: ...Huh?

[The princess opens her eyes and sees a caped figure, who wields a staff. She looks around and realizes that she's in a beautiful church like building; with a wide open room, and huge white coloumns. But from the looks of it, no windows. She and Jacob are standing together at an altar, seemingly, getting married]

Crowd: Whoo-hoo!

[The crowd is shown]

Durithyll: Wh-What's going on here?!

[A strange bat with glasses and named Komasu appears]

Komasu: Count! The, uh, preparations are complete, so... whenever you're ready..?

Count Bleck: Mmm... Then it shall be Count Bleck!

[A bell starts ringing]

Count Bleck: Jacob... Loyal and Fearsome... do you take Durithyll to be your lawfully wedded wife 'til your games be over?

Jacob: What are you talking about!? I'm in love with Mowo! This... this is wrong! What's going on here!?

Count Bleck: Durithyll... Noble princess, pure of heart... Do you take Jacob to be your lawfully wedded husband 'til your games be over?

Durithyll: For fandom's sake, NO! I demand that you tell me what's going on! RIGHT NOW!

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh heh... Is it not obvious? This is your wedding, Princess!

Durithyll: But...why in the WORLD am I marrying HIM!? i don't even know him!!

Jacob: You are one twisted son of a b-tch!

Durithyll: Take me back to my castle immediately!

[Red light envelopes Durithyll]

Komasu: Please... don't make me do this... Do you, Durithyll, take Jacob to be your lawfully wedded husband until your games be over?

Durithyll: No! I ... (grunts under the strain) don't even know him!

[Red light thickens, bearing down harder]

Durithyll: Unh... Nuh... No...

Komasu: Please, don't struggle under the hypnosis... it doesn't have to be this hard...

Durithyll: ......I.....

Komasu: (gives a heavy sigh of relief) Now, you Jacob?

Jacob: (looks on, stunned at whats going on) No!

Komasu: ...

[The red light now envelopes Jacob]

Jacob: for... the last time... NO!

Komasu: please, it doesn't have to be this way. Just say, “I do.”

Jacob: N-No! I... refuse... I ... need Mowo!

Komasu: (looks upset, but doesn't relent) She'll never know! Just do as the Count asks and you can go!

Jacob: (falls to one knee under the strain) n-no... Mowo... is my... life...

Komasu: ...

Jacob: (looks up at Komasu) ...please...

Komasu: ...i'm sorry...

[Red light envelopes him completely, blinding him]

Jacob: (collapses) I....... d....... do......

[The altar rumbles and a black light emits from it]

[The crowd is shown, with a fox standing amongst them, but not with them]

Roake: (has been watching from a distance) this isn't right...

[The Chaos Heart appears above the altar, and then rises up to Count Bleck]

Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Yes, all precisely as written in the Dark Prognosticus! Already it is unleashed! The Chaos Heart!

Komasu: (looks down to where Jacob and Durithyll lay unconscious) ...yeah, um, congratulations, Count... what about these--

Roake: STOP!

[Roake steps up to the altar]

Count Bleck: And just who are you? ...Asked Count Bleck.

Roake: I don't know whats going on, but what you just did to those two was wrong.

Komasu: this is none of your concern. Just leave now and--

[Roake leaps into the air to get into a fighting distance from Komasu. Using the Chaos Heart as a ledge, he lands in front of her and lunges]

Roake: Not without these two!

[The building begins to rumble violently]

Roake: What's going on!?

[Everything begins to shake as Count Bleck and Komasu teleport out of the building along with the Chaos Heat]

Komasu: Um... so are you all right, Count?

Count Bleck: Fools... Pointless acts like these will earn you only pain...from Count Bleck! Very well. As the Chaos Heart is secured, this ragtag group now lacks use.

Nastasia: ...This means that you may turn to a new page of dark prophecies...

[Bleck spreads out both of his arms]

Count Bleck: Open your mouth, darkness! Consume everything and destroy all worlds, as told in the prophecy! BLECK!

[The screen flashes, then fades out]


    Super Paper Mario

    As many of you may know, i am a hopeless fangirl! and hopelessly enough, one of my most beloved fandoms is Mario and Luigi! Pathetic right? anyway, i've taken the script from the latest (and in my opinion, greatest) Mario game, called "Super Paper Mario", and redone it using my characters, the Residents! Inspiration orignally came from da Livi when she subbed in EVERYONE into Beauty and the Beast! so thanks liv!

    And because of the fact that Super Paper Mario is a hilarious, insane, and ridiculously CRAZY story, my version is just as cracked up!



    Mario ...................... Daiyori
    Luigi ........................ Roake
    Princess Peach ......... Durithyll
    Bowser .................... Jacob
    Tippi ........................ Herself

    Count Bleck ............... Himself
    Nastasia ..................... Komasu
    Dimentio .................... Famine
    Mimi ........................ Boredom
    O'Chunks ................... Kaq'nit

    Merlon ...................... Zatannii


    November 2008



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