Introduction 11/12/2008
 

Zatannii: Hiya! Today, I'll tell you the story of the lost book of prophecies! Isn't it annoying how all the great and mysterious things in life are always “lost?”

[A book known as the Dark Prognosticus is drawn on the screen]

This prophetic book was a mysterious tome full of stories of future events. Of course, many people craved this book, wishing to glimpse their futures. But no person, after obtaining this amazing book, ever found happiness. The reason? The book held frightful secrets not meant for people's eyes. So they pretty much went insane, and died miserable! That book came to be called the Dark Prognosticus and was sealed away, because going insane is not generally recommended! This...is the tale of that forgotten book's last owner. It is a tale of love...

[The pages flip and the screen fades out]

Voice #1: Oi... crap man.. what happened?

Voice #2: Bleh heh heh heh heh... Oh, you're awake, Princess!

Voice #1: ...Huh?

[The princess opens her eyes and sees a caped figure, who wields a staff. She looks around and realizes that she's in a beautiful church like building; with a wide open room, and huge white coloumns. But from the looks of it, no windows. She and Jacob are standing together at an altar, seemingly, getting married]

Crowd: Whoo-hoo!

[The crowd is shown]

Durithyll: Wh-What's going on here?!

[A strange bat with glasses and named Komasu appears]

Komasu: Count! The, uh, preparations are complete, so... whenever you're ready..?

Count Bleck: Mmm... Then it shall be begun...by Count Bleck!

[A bell starts ringing]

Count Bleck: Jacob... Loyal and Fearsome... do you take Durithyll to be your lawfully wedded wife 'til your games be over?

Jacob: What are you talking about!? I'm in love with Mowo! This... this is wrong! What's going on here!?

Count Bleck: Durithyll... Noble princess, pure of heart... Do you take Jacob to be your lawfully wedded husband 'til your games be over?

Durithyll: For fandom's sake, NO! I demand that you tell me what's going on! RIGHT NOW!

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh heh... Is it not obvious? This is your wedding, Princess!

Durithyll: But...why in the WORLD am I marrying HIM!? i don't even know him!!

Jacob: You are one twisted son of a b-tch!

Durithyll: Take me back to my castle immediately!

[Red light envelopes Durithyll]

Komasu: Please... don't make me do this... Do you, Durithyll, take Jacob to be your lawfully wedded husband until your games be over?

Durithyll: No! I ... (grunts under the strain) don't even know him!

[Red light thickens, bearing down harder]

Durithyll: Unh... Nuh... No...

Komasu: Please, don't struggle under the hypnosis... it doesn't have to be this hard...

Durithyll: ......I..... I....do......

Komasu: (gives a heavy sigh of relief) Now, you Jacob?

Jacob: (looks on, stunned at whats going on) No!

Komasu: ...

[The red light now envelopes Jacob]

Jacob: for... the last time... NO!

Komasu: please, it doesn't have to be this way. Just say, “I do.”

Jacob: N-No! I... refuse... I ... need Mowo!

Komasu: (looks upset, but doesn't relent) She'll never know! Just do as the Count asks and you can go!

Jacob: (falls to one knee under the strain) n-no... Mowo... is my... life...

Komasu: ...

Jacob: (looks up at Komasu) ...please...

Komasu: ...i'm sorry...

[Red light envelopes him completely, blinding him]

Jacob: (collapses) I....... d....... do......

[The altar rumbles and a black light emits from it]

[The crowd is shown, with a fox standing amongst them, but not with them]

Roake: (has been watching from a distance) this isn't right...

[The Chaos Heart appears above the altar, and then rises up to Count Bleck]

Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Yes, all precisely as written in the Dark Prognosticus! Already it is unleashed! The Chaos Heart!

Komasu: (looks down to where Jacob and Durithyll lay unconscious) ...yeah, um, congratulations, Count... what about these--

Roake: STOP!

[Roake steps up to the altar]

Count Bleck: And just who are you? ...Asked Count Bleck.

Roake: I don't know whats going on, but what you just did to those two was wrong.

Komasu: this is none of your concern. Just leave now and--

[Roake leaps into the air to get into a fighting distance from Komasu. Using the Chaos Heart as a ledge, he lands in front of her and lunges]

Roake: Not without these two!

[The building begins to rumble violently]

Roake: What's going on!?

[Everything begins to shake as Count Bleck and Komasu teleport out of the building along with the Chaos Heat]

Komasu: Um... so are you all right, Count?

Count Bleck: Fools... Pointless acts like these will earn you only pain...from Count Bleck! Very well. As the Chaos Heart is secured, this ragtag group now lacks use.

Nastasia: ...This means that you may turn to a new page of dark prophecies...

[Bleck spreads out both of his arms]

Count Bleck: Open your mouth, darkness! Consume everything and destroy all worlds, as told in the prophecy! BLECK!

[The screen flashes, then fades out]

 


Comments

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:15:39

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I LOVE IT!!! This is amazing! Hurry up and do the next part! I'm DYING to see Daiyori pull a Mario!!!

AND JACOB IS BEING SO CUTE AND FLUFFY!!! THAT'S SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE!!! SQUEE!!! (glomps Jacob really fast before Mowo sees her)

And Roake, of course, is just awesome. And Durithyll and Komasu are so cute!!! (smiles) Haha... you're the damsel in distress... this should be good...

Do more! NOW!

 

Durithyll

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:29:46

oh course i'm the damsel in distress! that's why Daiyori DOESN'T CARE!! aw, not really. he's mah buddy!

Daiyori: don't EVER say that again. i am NOT your "buddy."

Durithyll: course you are! (tries to glomp him)

Daiyori: (dives under the couch) NOT thinking so!!

 



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    Super Paper Mario

    As many of you may know, i am a hopeless fangirl! and hopelessly enough, one of my most beloved fandoms is Mario and Luigi! Pathetic right? anyway, i've taken the script from the latest (and in my opinion, greatest) Mario game, called "Super Paper Mario", and redone it using my characters, the Residents! Inspiration orignally came from da Livi when she subbed in EVERYONE into Beauty and the Beast! so thanks liv!

    And because of the fact that Super Paper Mario is a hilarious, insane, and ridiculously CRAZY story, my version is just as cracked up!

    enjoy!

    Cast

    Mario ...................... Daiyori
    Luigi ........................ Roake
    Princess Peach ......... Durithyll
    Bowser .................... Jacob
    Tippi ........................ Herself

    Count Bleck ............... Himself
    Nastasia ..................... Komasu
    Dimentio .................... Famine
    Mimi ........................ Boredom
    O'Chunks ................... Kaq'nit

    Merlon ...................... Zatannii

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