Chapter One 11/21/2008

[Roake and Daiyori's house is shown, inside, Daiyori is sleeping on the couch while Roake sits at the table]

Roake: (yawns) hm... it's a surprisingly peaceful day, eh?

Daiyori: mphf... too peaceful...

Roake: oh? Coming from the snake who sleeps 19 hours a day?

Daiyori: (badly slurred) ...shaddup...

Roake: (smiles)

[Roake sips at his coffee when a frantic voice is heard form outside]

Voice: H-H-H-H-H-HELP!!!

Roake: (runs outside) What? What happened?

Toad: (gasps for breathe) It's sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle...RAIDED! Princess Durithyll... STOLEN!

Roake: (stays calm) do you have any idea who did – wait. I think I know. (turns to Daiyori) That count from the other day. He kidnapped the Princess and some King of another country.

Daiyori: sigh... we're going to have to go save her aren't we.

Roake: (glares)

Daiyori: let's not and say we did.

Roake: (cuffs him upside the head)

[They both head off, leaving the Toad at their doorstep]

--------------- Jacob's Castle ---------------

[Jacob's castle is seen, with Jacob standing in front of his throne, speaking to a crowd of soldiers]

Jacob: BWA HA HA! Listen well, my elite striker task force! Today is the day that I take my revenge on the country Uediar! And their annoying whelp of a prince! Oh that b-stard... having the arrogance to t-bag my corpse after killing me on x-box live...And if that were enough... HE SNIPED ME!! death to the snipers!!

Random Soldier: Uh, sir... Corporal Fuhrir is a sniper...

Jacob: well he's on my side. So it doesn't count. Anyway, DEATH TO ARROGANT PRINCES!!

The Soldiers: YEEEAH!

Jacob: Ha ha! That'll teach him some gaming etiquette! Wha?

[He notices a red fox and a steel-grey snake in the midst of the crowd]

Jacob: (steps forward) hey! Who are you? You're not of my elite strikers!

[Jumps toward the two men, scattering the soldiers] J

acob: hey! You're that fox! What was your name again?

Roake: Ro--

Jacob: yeah yeah yeah, anyway, I appreciate what you did and all, you know, rescuing me from the son of a b-tch count, but you need to leave now.

Daiyori: we'd love to, believe me, but apparently someone ran off with the Princess. Again.

Jacob: wait? The same Princess?

Daiyori: obviously! Why else would we be here!?

Jacob: so – wait. (finally connects the dots) you think I kidnapped her!?

Daiyori: that's what we're saying, mor--

Roake: (smacks him upside the head) We're just wondering if you know where-- J

acob: I didn't kidnap her! Why would I!? I'm the happiest weasel in world with Mowo!

Daiyori: (under his breath) more like the most WHIPPED weasel in the world...

Jacob: (glares murderously) you say something?

Roake: (physically separates Jacob from Daiyori)

Please, just here me out. We were just wondering if you would have any idea where she was.

Jacob: well I don't! (turns back to his throne) leave! now!

Daiyori: not until we know where she is! HE won't let me go back home until we've rescued this problematic little nuisance! So hurry up--


[Everyone looks up to see Durithyll in a black, glass box levitating above the crowd in the middle of the room]

Roake: the Princess?!

[The box moves, and a figure with a white cape and hat appears]

Count Bleck: BLECK! Your princess has been Count Bleck!

Jacob: You!? I should kill you where you stand! Er – float... get down here and face me like a man!

Count Bleck: I think not. For the chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this also Count Bleck!

Jacob: And the crazy son of a b-tch is... Count Bleck! Enough! Release the Princess, right now! I'm on a serious schedule over here!

Count Bleck: Count Bleck says NEVER! This princess is integral to fulfilling the prophecies... She will be brought to Castle Bleck and used to destroy all Count Bleck!

Daiyori: I've had enough of this insanity!

[Daiyori attempts to attack him, but to no avail due to a protective barrier guarding Count Bleck. Bleck then uses his magic to surround Daiyori with a dark light, he collapses]

Roake: Daiyori!

[Bleck puts his hand over his chin]

Count Bleck: This man deserves ridicule... Weaklings cannot face Count Bleck!

Jacob: Yeah? Well only cowards float around zapping people! Get down here and we'll see whose the weakling!

[Jacob's troops gather around him]

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh... Your princess shall NOT be Count Bleck. In fact, Jacob, king of the Koopas...Count Bleck will take you, too!

[Roake leaps into the air, aiming a kick at Bleck's head. Bleck side-steps it in the air, twists, and catches Roake by his arm. Roake yelps as his shoulder is badly wrenched. Bleck looks at him with disdain, and let's go, letting him drop to the ground some 20 feet below]

Jacob: You b-stard! What do you want!?


[Using his magic, Bleck creates a massive, dark portal above his head. Before anyone can realize what's going on, everyone is sucked in save Daiyori, who is still unconscious, but for some reason, left unaffected by the portal's pull]

Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! Count Bleck's preparations are now in order! All that remains is for the dimensional void to appear, as foretold in the prophecy... Bleh heh heh heh heh... BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK! [Bleck disappears, then the screen goes blank]

--------------------time gap--------------------


[Daiyori wakes up slowly, seeing a strange, almost digital-looking butterfly in front of him]

Butterfly: Are you awake?

[Daiyori grunts, but doesn't sit up]

Butterfly: My name is Tippi... I am what is known as a Pixl... A sort of fairy... Daiyori... I came to find you...

Daiyori: well that's all well and good, but I need to – (looks around) where's Roake? Where is everyone?

Tippi: You know of Count Bleck, yes? He captured a princess and a king... Is this not so?

[Daiyori nods]

Tippi: Then that means Count Bleck is even now beginning to form The Void... We haven't much time... You must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved, you must come...

Daiyori: Friend.

Tippi: ...what?

Daiyori: singular. I couldn't care less about the other two or whoever else got kidnapped.

[A box is drawn around Daiyori, he looks up to Tippi, confused]

Daiyori: what's going on!? Tippi: All will be explained. Let us go...

[Daiyori and Tippi disappear from Jacob's castle]



Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:35:32

your website sucks, loser



Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:00:04

hahahahahaha, and you're an incredibly mature dumb nut, loser.

get off my site.



Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:24:51

What idiot could have said something like that about your site? I love your site! It is so cool!



Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:40:05

thank you! i appreciate that! i really do!


Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:37:34

Sorry 'bout that! I could've SWORN I already commented on this... I'm going insane!

Anyways... love it! PASSIONATLY!! I want more! NOW!! I can't WAIT to see Daiyori pull this off!

Like you said on my site, I think LIVI has a better shot with Tippi!! (Yes, I realize I'm referring to her like she's not me, but if I said "I" you can't tell that it's in all-caps...)





Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:36:13

Good job on chapter one


Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:50:44

Oh Durithyll, you've sparked a war. Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door is the best game ever! =P



Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:52:19

Oh, by the way, I like acting, and if I was in this play, I would be the perfect person to play Daiyori. =P



Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:29:44

wow! not sure if you could do THE Daiyori expression though! ;-)

and i don't know WHAT you're talking about! SUPER paper mario is the greatest game known to man! besides maybe Halo... XD.



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Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:00:02

Click my name for the best site ever



Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:20:43

Evan, go away.


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    Super Paper Mario

    As many of you may know, i am a hopeless fangirl! and hopelessly enough, one of my most beloved fandoms is Mario and Luigi! Pathetic right? anyway, i've taken the script from the latest (and in my opinion, greatest) Mario game, called "Super Paper Mario", and redone it using my characters, the Residents! Inspiration orignally came from da Livi when she subbed in EVERYONE into Beauty and the Beast! so thanks liv!

    And because of the fact that Super Paper Mario is a hilarious, insane, and ridiculously CRAZY story, my version is just as cracked up!



    Mario ...................... Daiyori
    Luigi ........................ Roake
    Princess Peach ......... Durithyll
    Bowser .................... Jacob
    Tippi ........................ Herself

    Count Bleck ............... Himself
    Nastasia ..................... Komasu
    Dimentio .................... Famine
    Mimi ........................ Boredom
    O'Chunks ................... Kaq'nit

    Merlon ...................... Zatannii


    November 2008



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